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hey ya’ll my name is Aden and im a sexy beast who likes computers and zimebdvjdskhfsjkdfhjdskjh zombies and likes computers and shit and yeah.
you all dont have shit on me casue like im fucking awesome, also my friend not luke is a not homo but i loves him anyways, also fucking love ubonto and want to make love to that sexy motherfuka so yeah suck it faggots.
also i got slapped by some people today and it was freaking awesome, LIVE A FUCKING LITTLE YEEAAAHHHH BOOOOIIIIIIIII
ALSO IM NOT TALKIN ABOUT LUKE CAUSE HE’S A MANLY MANCUNT AND FUCK HIM UP WITH SEX CAUSE HES A SEXY MOTHERFUKA BITCH YEAH. ALSO POKA IS FUCKING FUCKING AWESOME WITH HANKYPANKING, BUT DONT DO THAT SHIT IN LUKES BED CAUSE HE BE MAD, MAD AS BRO LIKE YEAH.
ALSO STRAWBERRY MILK IN FRUITLOOPS, FUCK THAT SHIT, I WILL MAKE SEXY WITH MY BOWL OF SWEETNESS AND LOVE. ALSO ALSO I LIKE TO TALK A LOT ABOUT STUFF THAT IS STUFF ABOUT STUFF AND HOMOS AND FUCK YOU IF YOU JUDGE ME CAUSE IM AWESOME.
also Sarah won at poker cuase she’s super awesome.
WOAOH BRO WOAH I ALMOST SHUT DOWN MY COMPUTER
AND SHIT, SHIT WOULD OF GONE DOWN, I CANT EVEN, MY SHIT, I CANT FIND IT.
WELLLLL ANYWAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY OF MY CHILDHOOD, WAIT FIRST
SARAHM SHE LIKE TODALLY BEAT LUKE IN POLE, I MANE POKA
AND NOW IM FUCKING POOR, POOR FOR SHIT, SHIT IS POOR, POOR LIKE ME, POOR LIKE SHIT
ANYWHOO
IF I WERE AN OWL
I’D HAVE FUCKING GIANT EYES, LIKE I MEAN GIANT, THEY’D BE LIKE FUCK, FUCK, MAN HUGE, I MEAN LIKE WOAH HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE THINGS
FUCK MY STOMACH HURTS
OH I HEARD YAGGA BOMBS, I FUCKING LOVE THOSE THINGS, I WANNA HAVE A GOON SACK AND SUCK THAT GOON DICK, THAT GOON DICK SO HARD
TILL ITS NICE AND DRY, DRY FOR GOON, GOONISH GOON OF GOONESS.
ANYWAY
BACK WHEN I WAS A BOY
AND WHEN I MEAN THAT, I MEAN RIGHT NOW
I… WELL I LIVED A FUCKING LITTLE, LIKE A YOUTHFUL FREE SPIRITED SHIRE GIRL
I CALLED TO SHANNON AND WAS LIKE SHHHAANANNOOONNNN ITS JEENNNNA OOOHHH MAAAIII GOOOODDDD
AND SHE WAS LIKE ADDDEENNNNAAAA ITS SHANNNOOONNN, JEEEMNNNA COME OVER HERE
AND THEN WE SLUTTED IT UP ON THE D-FOOR LIKE THE DRUNK WHITE GIRLS WE ARE
AND LIKE FUCK WE WERE SEXY AS FUCKING SHIT MY GOD
I JUST I CANT EVEN, YOU CANT EVEN, THEY COULDNT EVEN
I AM SEX, SEX I AM, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SEX AND HAM
SO ANYWAY
NOW WE’RE IN LUKES ROOM
AND THE TIME IS RIGHT, THE TIME TIS RIGHT FOR HANKY PANKY AND SHIT BRO, BRO ITS LIKLE, I CANT EVEN
LUKE LOOKS MAN, OH SHOT MAN, HE HAS A SPIDER, A SPIDER CANDLE
THERE ARE FANS, FANS EVERYWHERE, BLOWING
BLOWING COOL AIR
LIKE AIR WHORES
BLOWING AIR FOR CHEAP CHANGE.
ADEN AND WHEN I SAY ADEN I MEAN MYSLEF
IS LIKE TOTALLY HITTING THIS CHICK
AND WHENR I HITTING
I MEAN BASHING
AND WHEN I SAT BASING
I MEAN KASJDKA HANKY PANKY WITH TUNEEEEE OF MAGICNAL NESS OF MAGIC MUSIC.
ALSO
FGUCK TRIANS I DONT KNOW THEIR SHIT, THEY FUCKING CONFUSE ME
LIKE SHIT BRO
WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO PULL
NOT LIKE PULL PULL
THEY PULL CARAGESSDHFJDSHFSDK
BUT
BUT
LETECCE
IS FUCKING GREEN
LIKE THAT CHIP THAT LUKE ATE, I THOUGHT THAT WAS FUUUCCCKKKKEEED
BUT HE WAS COOL, LIKE COOL FOOT MASSAGES, WHICH ARE APPARENLTY SEXY? SAYS SO SARAH OF MAGIC.
ALSO
WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS CONVO GOING
I MEAN LIKE, WHERE IS OMMISION OF TRUTH HEADING
2012 MAYBE?
I GUESS NOT, WE’RE ALREADY HERE
FUCK
FUCK HAND
FUCKING HANDS EVERYWHERE, SLOWLY SLOWLY SLOWY GETTING FASTER,
I LIKE TO THINK THESE THINGS WHEN IM SCARED, SCARED OF BENG LONLEY
AND BEING LEFT WITH ONLY HAND
HAND OF LOVE AND COBWEBS
ALSO
LUKES BED SQWEAKS, SQWEAKS LIKE SHIT,
LIKE A WHORE WHO HASNT HAD HER LEGS OILED SO WHEN SHE OPENS THEM THEY’RE ALL EEEEERRRRRRRRKKKKKK
AND LIKE MOTHS AND SHIT FLOAT OUT
AND ITS DUSTY AS FUCK
NOT I;VE SEEN MANY WHORES INBETWEEN LEGS
CAUSE LIKE, IM A GENTLEMAN MY DEAR
IM RESPECTFUL OF THINGS THAT ARE RESPECTFUL AND SHIT
AND WHEN IM BORED I LIKE TO SING
A SONG FOR THE LONELY AND THE INEBWTWEEN
AND IT GOES, IT GOES LIKE THIS
WHEN IM ON MY OWN
I BLEEP THE SPIDES ON WALLS
AND I BLEEP THE CABLES BEHING MY TV
AND I BLEEP MYSELF A LITTLE
AND I BLEEP THE THINGS BENEATH MY SHEETS
I BLEEP THE SPRINGS IN MY BED
I BLEEP THEM LIKE A WHORE
I BLEEP THE KITCHEN SHELD
I BLEEP THEM LIKE A WHORE
SLOWLY SLOWLY SLOWY GETTING AFTER
*ORGASM SOUNDS*
YEAH BABYW
I MEAN FUCK, FUCK ME FUCK IM SEXY
I MEAN LIKE IM CRYING, NOW LIKE
NOT LIKE CRYING CAUSE IM A WUSS BUT LKE
TEARS TEARS OF JOY
joysih tears of sexy sex joy
oh baby
i think we may have
pissed off mel
and by that we
i mean when i say we
i mean me
Aden
aden young
young and youthful
youthful and free
beez
bees are cool
they float round
fucking flowers
to make their honey
does that kinda make
honey bee jizz
i mean like shit
i dont want that on my toast
or lunch
imagine lunch, my mate would be like whats on your sandwich
and i’d reply
with a serious
seriously serious fucking look of seriousness
bee jizz

yeeeeeeeeea boiiiiiiiii

is pretty good

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Pointless update, all cool.

Peace.